Santa- Raat film m ek chudel kabhi aage to kabhi mere piche guum rhi thi..
Geto- Kon si film thi
Santa- Apni Shadi ki video thi......
Showing posts with label Santa-Banta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa-Banta. Show all posts
Tuesday, 29 March 2016
Teacher Santa se Agar tum muje 1 se laker 10 tak ki ginti puri tarh se suna doge
to m tumhe kiss dunge Santa madam agar m 1 se laker 100 tak ki ginti suna du
to kya package h......
Teacher- Santa btao Tense kitni trh k hote h
Santa- Madam ji 3
Teacher- 3no ka 1-1 example btao
Santa- Mne kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj m usse Pyar krta hu, Kal m usse Baga kr le jauga.....
Friday, 18 March 2016
Thursday, 17 March 2016
Santa paper dene gya or sath me plumber ko sath le gya....
Guess?? akir kyu lker gaya hoga??
yaar Sida hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho ga...
Ek sardar ne dusre sardar se poocha:
yaar maine apni GirlFriend ko gift dena hai,
kya dun?
dusra sardar: Gold ring de de..
1 sardar: kuch badi cheez bata??
2sardar: M.R.F ka tyre de de
find more joke on lotpotjokes.c...
Santa ne Banta se poocha
agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Banta: Kuch ni yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekna padta....
Santa apni Biwi ko Pregnant halat me Pizza Hut lker ja rha tha
Auto vale ne pucha oooo Paaaji,
apni pregnant wife nu ine dard vich hospital di jagh Pizza hut
kyu lake jaa rhe ho....
Santa- Kyun ki Pizza hut vich " Delivery Free" hai.....
Santa ke Bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Santa ne naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal...
Naukar bola saab barish ho rhi hai,
Santa: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal n...
Monday, 14 March 2016
Class me 1 baar naya mahol cha gya
Teacher ko santa se pyar ho gya
Tabhi se Pappu ka dil udas ho gya
Class k sare bacche fail or Pappu Passs ho g...